I sea U Pee

I walk and walk the sand.

One by one i remove my shoes; then my socks; my pants; my shirt; my sweaty underpants- they’re boxer briefs.

I stand before the shore; naked.

The breeze tickles and chills but

sorry; the breeze tickles and chills my butt.

My toes anchor into the sand with every step

My feet are cleansed by every wave.

The salt sits at my ankles like a rimmed margarita glass.

I much prefer this over the rimming of my ass…

With all my might i release.

Eyes closed. The cold is finally challenged

By the warmth flowing out of me.

I am a fountain of youth, and i give to the sea;

my pee.